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September 1961 Etta Hobbs of Malvern Hills, cramming things in the attic, he found six years after her husband Basil and said, "You've changed."

   

  The gag shark

  The September 12, 1911 Etta Hobbs of Tickhill, on holiday at the sea, made the gag shark her husband Basil who died of a heart attack said, "Ahhh ..."

   

  Guys and donuts

  On 14 September 1951, at the concert of Cleftones, Etta Hobbs of Sawtry seeing her husband cry Basil said, "bully out, donuts inside."

   

  Aspiring magicians

  On 15 September 1966 the aspiring magician Etta Hobbs York sawed in half her husband Basil, not managing to reassemble said: "I am bigamist."

   

  Evasion

  On 29 September 1955 the lifer Basil Hobbs of Acle, flying overnight from the nation's prisons, said: "It penatevi for me, caverommela."

  On 30 September 1955 Etta Hobbs of Acle, woke up in the early hours of the morning he heard strange noises, is frightened, gave the alarm and then a blow all'evaso husband Basil that later, surrounded by the police, he said: "I was returning for do-love, the love to do. "

   

  Socks stretched

  On 1 October 1714 Etta Hobbs of Cropredy put them to her husband Basil stretched a sock and no one, not detecting specific differences invented the art of not ironing the socks.

   

  Grog

  On October 9, 1815, sitting at the bar of the pub, Etta Hobbs of Bramhall Hall, big drinker grog, put down his glass and said, "someone gives me a smile?"

   

  Tulips

  Since 1908, every October 10, Etta Hobbs Long Buckby, just wake up, heads toward the east wall of the living room and asks the embalmed head of her husband Basil: "You love me?" 

  Receiving no answer is in the garden and planting tulips.

   

  Consulting

  On October 24, 1715 Etta Hobbs Eaton Bray, sitting opposite the marriage counselor Potton Potton Potton Beaumont Benjamin of Potton, reported the following message from her husband Basil: "I can not come, please emits parcel halved."

   

  Tunnel of love

  On November 15, 1621 Etta Hobbs Coalbrookdale went to the amusement park and entered the tunnel of love with her husband Basil.

  Upon exiting the tunnel he saw that his side was no longer her husband Basil, but Jude Law.

  They lived happily ever after.

  For the record, it must be said that, after the fact, it happened a few times to go to the movies and see her husband Basil acting so mediocre films cry.

   

  Intervals

  On January 4, 1717 Etta Hobbs of Barwick-in-Elmet, a small village in West Yorkshire, went to the movies with her husband Basil Hobbs to see my film Maciste against Atahualpa.

  When the end of the first half the lights came on, beside her he saw a man other than her husband. He claimed his name was Bernard Bernard and Barnabas to be the alter ego of the intervals to the films of Basil Hobbs.

  In fact Barnabas Bernard Bernard, Basil Hobbs became again as soon as the lights went out and took the projection. 

  Coming home, Etta Hobbs asked her husband:

  "Basil, my husband, you know a certain Barnabas Bernard Bernard?"

  "Never heard of him, Sibyl, wife." He said.

   

  New experiences

  When on 11 January 1683, Basil husband asked her why she had an affair with Notary Elroy Aldous Aldous, Etta Hobbs of Thorpe St. Andrew, in the county of Norfolk, said:

  "Cheating is OUT. Make new experiences is IN."

   

  Flamenco

  When on 11 January 1694 the wife Etta asked him why he had an affair with flamenco dancer Ines Dolores Dolores, Basil Hobbs, Bury St Edmunds, in the county of Suffolk, said: "Olé."

   

   

  Square festival

  When January 13, 1821 at the party street of Chipping Ongar, in Essex County, his wife Etta properly bandaged hit him missing the pinata, the svenibondo Basil Hobbs said: "A strike can still like the first day, as the day first. "

   

  Loans

  When February 2, 1809 Etta his wife asked him if the accountant Diggory Watson Watson, head of the only bank loans of Mansfield Woodhouse in Nottinghamshire, granted him the loan, Basil Hobbs said "No".

   

  Loans II

  When February 3, 1809 her husband Basil asked why betray him with the accountant Diggory Watson Watson, head of the only bank loans of Mansfield Woodhouse in Nottinghamshire, Etta Hobbs said, "To get a loan."

   

  Glaciations

  When the February 5, 1702, during the mini ice age in Forest Row East Sussex, his wife Etta asked if the stalactite of ice, slamming the door had come off the ledge slipping into his skull, causing the same pain, Basil Hobbs said: "No, but I feel very very very cold to the brain."

   

  Defrost

  When on February 6, 1702, during the thaw that followed the mini ice age in Forest Row East Sussex, her husband Basil pointed out that the frozen closet in the bedroom there was to be dressed as a plumber, Etta Hobbs said "Under the ice complex life forms is Posson Grow, it's time Grow."

   

  Irritable bowel

  When on March 5, 1737, awaiting him in the doorway, his wife Etta asked if the doctor Dr. Algernon Garcia Lefebvre, from which he had just been to a thorough examination, he identified the cause of his irritable bowel in celiac disease, or thyroid , or in an increase of the propagating waves, or in an excess of sensitivity to gaseous distension of the viscera, or in a control deficient epithelium by the immune system, or in a decrease in the activity of receptors with consequent abnormal levels of serotonin, or a bacterial infection of the digestive system, or in the currant sauce with which watered the pudding, Basil Hobbs of Bozen Green, in the county of Hertfordshire, said: "Stress."

   

  Umbrella

  When 13 April 1779, his wife Etta, having prominently in his right hand closed un'ombrello well made with fine wood handle in the shape of an umbrella handle, protected by torrential rain on the porch of the house greeted him with the question: "Guess what you forgot to have to go out this morning to work?", the completely drenched Basil Hobbs of Royal Wootton Bassett, in Wiltshire, the accounting profession, he replied: "Give me a clue."

   

  Football

  On 13 June 1698 Basil Hobbs of Pilton, in the county of Rutland, following on a big screen set up in the local square the match between England and Prussia valid for group J of the European Football Championship, wanted to calculate how long it would take to get used to his wife Etta change of the field after the break.

  The calculation result was 45 minutes recovery.

   

  Science, mystery and frangipane

  On the evening of July 4, 1694 Etta Hobbs of Rowley Regis, in the county of West Midlands, willing to do anything not to lose the last episode of the reality show in Pilotesse Panne, replaced the batteries in the remote with frangipani petals so as to prevent the channel change, resulting in vision the Science and Mystery, her husband Basil, once open the remote to control the state of the batteries, we asked astonished: "Science or mystery?"

   

  Stop thief! Stop thief!

  When on July 8, 1651, surrounded by a fine thread of water, Etta Hobbs of Bournemouth in Dorset coast on the Adriatic Sea, he saw a scoundrel who was stealing the roast rabbit for lunch brought from under his umbrella, he cried "Stop, thief!, thief!" as loud as he could, and seeing her husband Basil out of the water off in pursuit, he said: "In fifty years of marriage never before or correr I saw him."

  Then, instinctively, he took a large shell, the ones where you can hear the sound of the waves, if his ear and called un'ambulannza.

   

  I, Jesus and Adam Ant

   

  Here and there

  "You are from be
low, I am from above" Jesus said to me, James son of Alphaeus and Adam Ant who quietly

  asked me, "but gave us southerners?".

   

  He has sent me

  "I know, I am from him he sent me," Jesus preached

  to me, Judah and Adam Ant who whispered: "I think she said she did not know who I am."

   

  Fingerprints

  Dip the tip of the left thumb in china, press it on a sheet and put the mark on the turntable.

  You will hear a song by Adam Ant.

   

  Chairs

  "On the chair of Moses are seated scribes and Pharisees," Jesus said to me, Barnabas, Judas and Adam Ant who squealed: "gymnastics at what time?"

   

  Resurrections

  "On the third day rise again" Jesus said to me, Barnabas, Judas and Adam Ant who sdrammatizzò: "I do not want to be buried in a Pet Sematary."

   

  Pupu

  Sometimes, along the way, we encounter a pupu and trample.

  And 'Jesus directs us to the poop to remind us that the world is poop.

   

  Mercy

  "Be merciful as your Father is merciful," Jesus said to me, Barnabas, Judas and Adam Ant that kiosk, "he used my belt."

   

  I hate fat

  On 14 October 1949, at the Abbey of Hailes in Gloucestershire, I (and the former Julio Roberts), Jesus (ex Jesus and Mary Chain), Adam Ant (former Adam & the Ants) and Ball (ex Lunapop), we formed the orchestra music and entertainment Pingue hate for the sole purpose of having more girls.

   

  Quadrants paintings

  On 17 October 1901, Albert Einstein, turning to me, Jesus, Adam Ant and Brumowski Godwin said, "Let no hand will never be able to watch the corners of your paintings."

   

  Toner

  One evening in October 1921, after a strong storm in the town of Hitchin, I, Jesus and Adam Ant, sniffing the business of aging, we invented the toner for hair.

   

  Salvation

  Adam Ant and I walked through the pine forest of Clacton-on-Sea with Jesus, when said to him, "Lord, there are few who are saved?" He said, "Strive to enter through the narrow door, because many, I tell you,